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The Simpsons Trading Cards

 

Nápisy na prvních Simpsonovských kartičkách:

(Pokud byl daný nápis použit jako blackboard gag je v závorce p-code dané epizody.)

  • Biting is unsanitary and rude.
  • I will not belch the national anthem. (7F15)
  • I will not encourage others to fly. (7F03)
  • Giving people wedgies is not clever.
  • I will not do anything bad ever again. (7F20)
  • I will not drive the principal's car. (7F06)
  • I will spend my time productively.
  • Tar is not a plaything. (7F02)
  • I will not lie, cheat, or spit.
  • I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom. (7G01)
  • I will not add to our nation's problems.
  • Krusty the Clown is not God.
  • Hamsters do not eat onion rings.
  • I will not trade pants with others. (7F05)
  • I will not do that thing with my tongue. (7F07)
  • I will not undermine traditional American values.
  • Cursing is a crutch.
  • I am not a 32 year old woman. (7F08)
  • I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment. (7F18)
  • I will not sell school property. (7F10)
  • I will not get very far with this attitude. (7F12)
  • I will not underestimate my own popularity.

Neumělé popisy obrázků na Simpsonovských kartičkách (1.série):

  • Marge: "Don't forget your lunches!"
  • Maggie vykukující z postele: "Suck!"
  • Lisa: "I'm Lisa Simpson - I'm above domestic cleaning!"
  • Bart: "I'm Bart Seemp-Seau, famous underwater explorer!"
  • Homer: "No more television - for all eternity!"
  • Bart: "I have an announcement to make: I'm bored!"
  • Homer: "Marge - you're my wife, but cupcakes are my mistress!"
  • Bart leží na posteli, nad ním zbytek OFF, Homer: "Calm down, boy! It was just a nightmare!"
  • Homer: "Comics are for kids, boy!"
  • Bart, Lisa, a Maggie na gauči, Bart: "Time for our favorite cartoon, Itchy & Scratchy!"
  • OFF: "The family that mambos together, stays together!"
  • Bart odpočívá, Homer: "Bart!" Bart: "Uh, oh..."
  • Bart a Lisa: "Are we at Weenie Barn yet?"
  • Homer a Marge: "We're grown-ups and you're the children - understand??"
  • Marge jako malá holka: "Help! I'm a fully developed female trapped inside the body of a child!"
  • Maggie visící ze stromu: "Suck! Suck!"
  • Velký Bart a velká Lisa říkají malému Homerovi a malé Marge: "Now get in there and clean up that mess!"
  • Homer: "Come back here, you little smartass!"
  • Bart: "Tolstoy Schmolstoy! Space Mutants II is what I call a work of genius!"
  • Homer: "I'm no supervising technician... I'm a technicial supervisor."
  • Homer: "All right! "America's Most Armed And Dangerous" is on!"
  • Bart, Lisa a Maggie se dívají na televizi: "Ha! Ha! Ha!"
  • Maggie v posteli: "Suck! Suck! Suck!"
  • Lisa: "Homework is society's way of torturing their young!"
  • Homer: "No reststops for the next 16 hours!"
  • Bart ve vaně: "Zee brave undair sea exploraire wrestles ze yuge sea monstair to zee better end."
  • Bart stojící před vanou: "Look Homer, clean as a whistle!"
  • Bart, Lisa a Maggie se dívají na televizi, Bart: "We can never let him down. He'll kill us.", Lisa: "Exactly."
  • Bart leží v posteli a čte si comicsy: "Don't bug me. I'm studying, man!"
  • Bart ve vaně, modrý zimou, Homer: "And don't come out till you sparkle, boy!"
  • Bart v temné místnosti: "Maggie? Lisa? You in there?"
  • Lisa: "Should I turn on the tv?", Bart: "It already is on."
  • Homer visí nohama vzhůru, Bart: "Don't have a cow, man!"
  • Homer: "Bart! Get back here!!!"
  • Maggie letí ve vzduchu na několika balóncích, hlas zezdola: "Anybody seen Maggie?"
  • Homer: "Marge, let's run away from home."
  • Homer, Maggie, Marge, a Bart se dívají na Maggie, Homer: "Gootchie gootchie goo!", Marge: "She's such an adorable infant!", Bart: "I think she needs her diaper changed, man!"
  • Bart v televizi: "It's The Bart Simpson Show, starring Bart Simpson, and featuring the Bart Simpson orchestra and the Bart Simpson dancers."
  • Bart znovu "studuje": "Quiet! Genius at work, man!"
  • Homer v autě: "Shut up back there, you little smart alecks!"
  • Homer: "Bart! Did you eat all the pork rinds?!"
  • Homer a Marge v autě, Homer: "What'll it be tonight, Marge? The Rusty Barnacle or The Singing Sirloin?"
  • Maggie: "Suck! Suck! Suck!"
  • Homer: "March your butts straight up to bed, you little hellions! Pronto!", Bart: "Can the rest of our bodies stay up and play?"
  • Lisa a Maggie dávají Homerovi hromadu kravat: "Happy Father's Day, Dad. They were 12 for a dollar at Bud's "Big 'n' Wide" Shop."
  • Bart, Lisa, a Maggie před šatníkem: "Stand back, comrades! The smell alone from this closet can be lethal!"
  • Bart: "There's nothing more disheartening to young fertile minds than the 5:00 news hours!"
  • Bart opět "studuje": "Right on, dude!"
  • Bart pouští draka, Homer na něj křičí: "What do you think you are, Thomas Edison?!"
  • Homer před šatníkem: "This looks like the work of one Bartholomew J. Simpson!"
  • Homer: "You said 'Left'", Marge: "I said 'Right'"
  • Marge: "It's quiet.", Homer: "Yeah. Too quiet!"
  • Bart do mikrofonu: "Kids out there in tv land... you're being duped!"
  • Bart: "There's only so much one hell raisin' kid can take, man!"
  • Lisa: "It's amazing how much beauty and intelligence can fit into such a petite frame!"
  • Bart: "AAAUUUGHHH!"
  • Homer: "Who ate my cookies?!!!"
  • Homer budí Barta do školy, Bart: "Back off Homer. I happen to be having some very educational dreams."
  • Homer: "I said knock it off!!"
  • Lisa stojí vedle Maggie a říká Homerovi: "Don't blame us, Dad! We're merely acting under the whim of our genetic programming!"
  • Homer říká dětem: "Go to bed! Go to bed right now!!"
  • Marge: "There's only one cookie left!", Homer: "And somebody's responsible!"
  • Bart: "I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything."
  • Bart klouzající se po zábradlí: "Gangway man!"
  • Homer v zástěře: "Which one of you ate my last donut!"
  • Hlas z obýváku (v noci): "Bart?", Bart: "Uh oh, gotta hide."
  • Bart, Lisa a Maggie běží, Bart: "Last one to the breakfast table is a wimp, man!"
  • Homer: "God help me."
  • Lisa: "Bart, you're such a dimwit!"
  • Bart: "I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"
  • Marge: "Your father's chasing after Bart because he loves him.", Lisa: "Nice try Mom."
  • Homer křičí: "BBAARRTTTT!"
  • Lisa: "I can't wait to see the Happy Little Elves!", Bart: "Oh, grow up, man! The Crappy Little Elves are for babies!"
  • Uvnitř televize, Homer: "Why you little...!!!", Bart: "Let's break for a commercial."
  • Homer říká Lise a Maggie: "For the last time, I'm the parent and you're the children!"
  • Homer říká Marge: "I think it's time to go down to the Dairy Den for some frosty chocolate milkshakes!"
  • Marge: "Let's take turns yelling into the canyon, Lisa, you start.", Lisa: "Okay. BORRRRRRING!!!"
  • Homer: "Marge! Where's the personals section of today's paper?!"
  • Bart, Lisa a Maggie v neuklizeném pokoji: "We have no idea who made this mess."
  • Bart na gauči: "This is the life, man!"
  • Bart a Lisa na houpačce, Bart: "Me, Bartunga!", Lisa: "Me, Leesumba!"
  • Bart, Lisa a Maggie tancují: "Unga, bunga, yunga, ho!"
  • Lisa pozoruje Barta jak seká trávu: "There is justice in the world, Maggie."
  • Maggie: "Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck."
  • Někdo se dívá klíčovou dírkou a vidí Homera jak přichází ke dveřím: "Uh, oh...."
  • Bart, Lisa a Maggie na gauči, Bart: "Another day of parental oppression."
  • Bart na ohromném balvanu, který se valí dolů z kopce: "Aye carumba!"
  • Hlas mimo obraz: "Apple polisher!" Lisa: "Thank you very much, I take that as a compliment!"

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