7G01 - I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom
7G02 - I will not waste chalk
7G03 - I will not skateboard in the halls
7G04 - I will not burp in class
7G05 - Žádný
7G06 - I will not instigate revolution
7G07*- I did not see Elvis
7G08 - Žádný (Christmas Special)
7G09 - I will not draw naked ladies in class
7G10 - I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
7G11 - Žádný
7G12 - They are laughing at me, not with me
7G13 - Garlic gum is not funny

7F01 - I will not Xerox my butt
7F01*- It's potato, not potatoe
7F02 - Tar is not a plaything
7F03 - I will not encourage others to fly
7F03 - I will not fake my way through life
7F04 - Žádný (Halloween Special)
7F05 - I will not trade pants with others
7F06 - I will not drive the principal's car
7F07 - I will not do that thing with my tongue
7F08*- I am not a 32 year old woman
7F09 - I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
7F10 - I will not sell school property
7F11*- I will not cut corners
7F12 - I will not get very far with this attitude
7F13 - I will not make flatuent noises in class
7F14 - Recyklovaný z epizody 7F10
7F15 - I will not belch the National Anthem
7F16 - I will not sell land in Florida
7F17 - I will not grease the monkey bars
7F18 - I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
7F19 - Žádný
7F20 - I will not do anything bad ever again
7F21*- I will not show off
7F22 - I will not sleep through my education
7F23 - Nobody likes sunburn slappers
7F24 - I am not a dentist

8F01 - Spitwads are not free speech
8F02 - Žádný (Halloween Special)
8F03 - High explosives and school don't mix
8F03 - I will not bribe Principal Skinner
8F04*- I will not squeak chalk
8F05*- I will finish what I sta
8F06 - "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
8F07 - Žádný
8F08 - Underwear should be worn on the inside
8F09 - The Christmas Pageant does not stink
8F10 - I will not torment the emotionally frail
8F11 - I will not carve gods
8F12 - Žádný
8F13 - I will not aim for the head
8F14 - I will not spank others
8F15 - I will not barf unless I'm sick
8F15 - I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
8F16 - Žádný
8F17 - I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
8F18 - My name is not Dr. Death
8F19 - I will not conduct my own fire drills
8F20 - Funny noises are not funny
8F21 - I will not spin the turtle
8F22 - I will not snap bras
8F23 - I will not fake seizures
8F24 - This punishment is not boring and pointless

9F01*- I will not defame New Orleans
9F02 - I will not prescribe medication
9F03*- I will not bury the new kid
9F04 - Žádný (Halloween Special)
9F05 - I will not teach others to fly
9F06 - I will not bring sheep to class
9F07 - A burp is not an answer
9F08 - Teacher is not a leper
9F09*- Coffee is not for kids
9F10 - I will not eat things for money
9F11 - I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call
9F12 - The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee
9F13 - I will not call the principal "spud head"
9F14 - Goldfish don't bounce
9F15 - Mud is not one of the 4 food groups
9F16 - I will not sell miracle cures
9F17 - No one is interested in my underpants
9F18 - I will return the seeing-eye dog
9F19 - I will not charge admission to the bathroom
9F20 - I do not have diplomatic immunity
9F21*- I will never win an Emmy
9F22 - The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy

1F01 - Žádný
1F02 - Žádný
1F03 - Žádný
1F04 - Žádný (Halloween Special)
1F05 - Žádný
1F06 - Žádný
1F07*- All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy
1F08 - I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause
1F09 - I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
1F10 - I will not go near the kindergarten turtle
1F11*- My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
1F12 - Žádný
1F13 - Žádný
1F14 - I am not delightfully saucy
1F15 - Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
1F16 - The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan
1F17 - Recyklovaný z epizody 9F17
1F18*- I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
1F19 - There are plenty of businesses like show business
1F20 - Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
1F21 - I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball
1F22 - Beans are neither fruit nor musical

2F01 - I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
2F02 - Žádný
2F03 - Žádný (Halloween Special)
2F04 - I will not send lard through the mail
2F05 - I will not dissect things unless instructed
2F06 - I will not whittle hall passes out of soap
2F07 - Recyklovaný z epizody 1F11
2F08 - Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough
2F09 - Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal
2F10 - "Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice
2F11 - Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
2F12 - Next time it could be me on the scaffolding
2F13 - I will not hang donuts on my person
2F14 - I will remember to take my medication
2F15 - I will not strut around like I own the place
2F16*- This is not a clue... or is it?
2F17 - "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism
2F18 - The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far
2F19 - I do not have power of attorney over first graders
2F20*- I will not complain about the solution when I hear it
2F21 - I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface
2F22 - The First Amendment does not cover burping
2F31 - Žádný
2F32 - Nerve gas is not a toy
2F33 - I will not use abbrev.

3F01 - No one wants to hear from my armpits
3F02 - I am not a lean mean spitting machine
3F03 - The boys room is not a water park
3F04 - Žádný (Halloween Special)
3F05 - Indian burns are not our cultural heritage
3F06 - Žádný
3F07 - I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
3F08 - Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things
3F09 - Žádný
3F10 - I am not certified to remove asbestos
3F11 - Žádný
3F12 - Žádný
3F13 - Žádný
3F14 - Žádný
3F15 - Žádný
3F16 - Žádný
3F17 - Žádný
3F18 - Žádný
3F19 - Žádný
3F20 - Žádný
3F21 - Žádný
3F22 - Žádný
3F23*- I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten
3F24 - Žádný
3F31*- I will only do this once a year

3G01*- The truth is not out there
3G02 - I no longer want my MTV
3G03 - I will not hide the teacher's Prozac
3G04 - My butt does not deserve a website

4F01 - Žádný
4F02 - Žádný (Halloween Special)
4F03 - I am not my long-lost twin
4F04 - Žádný
4F05 - Žádný
4F06 - Žádný
4F07 - Žádný
4F08 - I am not licensed to do anything
4F09 - Žádný
4F10 - Žádný
4F11 - Žádný
4F12 - Žádný
4F13 - Žádný
4F14 - Žádný
4F15 - Žádný
4F16 - A fire drill does not demand a fire
4F17 - Žádný
4F18 - Žádný
4F19 - Žádný
4F20 - Žádný
4F21 - Žádný
4F22 - Žádný
4F23 - Žádný
4F24 - ???

5F01 - Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story
5F02 - Žádný (Halloween Special)
5F03 - I did not invent Irish dancing
5F04 - Žádný
5F05 - I will not tease Fatty
5F06 - There was no Roman god named "Farticus"
5F07 - Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related
5F08 - Žádný
5F09*- I will not mess with the opening credits
5F10 - Pain is not the cleanser
5F11 - Žádný
5F12 - Silly String is not a nasal spray
5F13 - I was not told to do this
5F14*- I will not demand what I'm worth
5F15 - Žádný
5F16 - Žádný
5F17 - I am not the new Dalai Lama
5F18 - I was not the inspiration for "Kramer"
5F19*- Butt.com is not my e-mail address
5F20 - ???
5F21 - I will not file frivolous lawsuits
5F22 - Žádný
5F23 - Shooting paintballs is not an art form
5F24 - Žádný

AABF01*- "Treehouse of Horror IX" (Halloween Special)
AABF02 - No one cares what my definition of "is" is
AABF03 - I will not scream for ice cream
AABF04 - I am not a licensed hairstylist
AABF05 - "The president did it" is not an excuse
AABF06 - My mother is not dating Jerry Seinfeld
AABF07 - Sherri does not "got back"
AABF08 - I will not do the dirty bird
AABF09 - No one wants to hear about my sciatica

7G07 - Na poslední řádce je na malou chvilku napsáno "I did see Elvis". 7F01 - Tato verze byla použita během druhého vysílání této epizody jako aktuální narážka na návštěvu bývalého amerického viceprezidenta Dana Quaylea ve škole, kde se zjistilo, že neumí správně napsat slovo "brambora".
7F08 - Což je přesně to, co je Nancy Cartwrightová, herečka, která Barta v originále mluví.
7F11 - Vypadá to asi takhle:

     I will not cut corners
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